pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
friend: what have you done all summer?
me: “traveled a lot…”
When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend
and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad
I AM IN DISBELIEF
Update: i have now procured a date
Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her. I put it on then got distracted. lol)
She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone.
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.
I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times
Prob favorite scene
I just really like it when girls are friends with girls in cartoons ;3;
UGH I’M SORRY BUT CAN I JUST TALK ABOUT HOW PERFECT THESE TWO ARE? Like look at their contrasts too, you have Starfire who’s floating has a little bounce up and down to it, while her fingers point outwards because she’s a lot more of an extrovert, and you got Raven who’s completely still who’s been meditating for years to keep her emotions in check, (her fingers point in) and WOW THIS WHOLE EPISODE WAS ABOUT HOW COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THEY WERE BUT THEY COME TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER AND RESPECT HOW THEY CHOOSE TO ACT AND TEEN TITANS WAS REALLY gREAT OKAY
THESE TWO ARE MY ROLE MODELS